Mike Pearl
Mike asks stupid questions to smart people and then writes about it.
Vi spurgte en ekspert, om planter kan føle smerte
Ifølge en ekspert er planter klar over det, når du mishandler dem - de er bare pisseligeglade.
Why Are People Obsessed with the Legendarily Dark Internet Video 'Dafu Love'?
Whether the video is an urban legend or the work of a uniquely depraved Australian man in jail in the Philippines, a certain segment of the web loves talking about it.
A Handy Travel Guide for the Pope on His First Visit to the US
If you only have five days in America, and you're the Pope, here's what you should do.
Ron Jeremy Says Video Games Are Rotting Kids' Brains
The star of "Super Hornio Brothers" and many other pornos says that "While our kids are drinking beer, and playing video games, Asians are getting high SAT scores."
We Interviewed the Historian Who Just Found the Oldest Use of the Word 'Fuck'
In 1310, Roger the Navel-Fucker was banned from Chester County.
Here Are the New Apple Products You Can Buy Soon if You Want
Your shit is obsolete and you should be ashamed of yourself.
The Sometimes-Effective Use of Animals as Unwitting Weapons Throughout History
We humans need to talk about our animal-throwing problem.
Is It Really Possible to Ruin Your Penis From Jerking Off Too Hard?
There's this idea floating around the internet that if you're having a hard time ejaculating during sex, you might have something called "Death Grip Syndrome."
Adnan from 'Serial' Is Hoping to Get Out of Jail on a Cellphone-Related Technicality
It's all because of a fax cover page from 1999.
We Asked a Mohel About Changing Attitudes Toward Circumcision
Rabbi Meir Sultan is a foreskin's worst nightmare.