Sophie Heawood
Everyone Has a Plan Until Death Punches You in the Face
My plan was to write about Drake using a lint roller, but then everything changed.
That Photoshop Leak Is Exactly What Lady Gaga Needed
Because what's more relevant than having the face of a normal human being?
You Should Trust Russell Brand with Your Children's Futures
The revolutionary sex addict is the best hope they've got.
For Once, We Shouldn't Laugh at Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
"Conscious uncoupling" is tough, however you phrase it.
Princess Diana Was As Mad As Any Other Woman
If madness means being knowledgeable, powerful and fucking furious.
Living In Debt Makes You One of 'Them'
When you're shit with your money, you're funding bankers' bonuses.
Atheists Have Replaced Paradise with Ricky Gervais Retweets
They might be right but it's also depressing.
Why Alain de Botton Loves the 'Daily Mail' Just As Much As the Rest of Us
He just launched a website that's exactly like the Mail Online, but more philosophical.
Let's Hear It for the Spineless Lib Dem Toad-Men
It would be funny how pathetic they are, if it weren't for the sexual harassment allegations.
We're All Just Desperate to Be Mad
Charlize Theron didn't want any guns in her life – so she married a man with 65 of them.