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Photos by Ben Ritter, Stylist: Annette Lamothe-Ramos

I had a can of champagne to try to loosen up, because during my last reading I got in a little trouble.

Click here to watch the promo to "Wassup".

I have pissed in a cup at least 100 times, and I still haven't learned a damn thing.

Harold Camping is one rich old bastard.

An Interview with the Inventor of 'Mket' (or 'Roflcoptr' if You're a Humiliating Person, or 'Roflcopter' if You're Not Observant)

Did you know that people who are possessed by the devil spit out metal nails?

Because I don't think you'll be driving it again any time soon.

The modern world is people taking drugs and talking about themselves.

Politicians argued about how poor the poor should be this weekend, but you were too busy working triple shifts to notice.

Once you've been in love with someone, they will live in miniature in a small corner of your heart forever and ever.

You can watch the video for "Wassup" at this site from 3PM.