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Bubblicious!

Here's what athletes (and other religious folk) ruined for us lately.

Here are his finest moments.

No one should have to go through a seizure on an empty stomach.

I wanted to experience what John Mayer felt while making the video for his song, so I masturbated, rewrote the lyrics and sang it to my probation officer.

Soldiers have been pissing on corpses since time immemorial.

I put together an outfit made up of some mundane fetishists' combined perversions.

This is the most horrifying thing. Ever.

We need you to join in our big, crowd-sourced copyright violation adventure.

Was Margaret Thatcher a complete bitch, or a complete bitch?

Can music be funny?

I can't even shit without dreams of being anally pleasured by some fat bitch's tongue.