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Crying in the Apple Store (but not because Steve Jobs died).

Enjoy the doodles, you disgusting fucking pigs.

Examining Warhol, or the Warhol Virus, or the Gay Warhol Zombie Virus. Let's just call it Art AIDS.

The UK protests of 2011 kettled in a (very angry) nutshell.

The government's threatening to send in tanks.

Earlier this year, the Greeks perfected their recipe for pandemonium: First, fill a city square with thousands of angry people.

Dark, dreary hellmouths full of undesirables and their abandoned DNA.

Talking to the most prolific man in the Rio metal scene about the most hated man in the Rio metal scene.

Liars, killers, tyrants and the rain still exist in 2012, but you're probably still too hungover to notice.

Aside from reported drug abuse and infiltration by Taliban double agents, Afghan National Army soldiers are also fond of dressing up like pretty little ladies and butt-fucking one another.

A blood-speckled shart in the free world is more enticing than a NYE locked up.

I'm going to interview famous people in the form of tarot card readings.