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Quiet, VICE readers! The Darkest of Ages is about to commence!

Getting bullied by a bunch of delusional nerds isn't as fun as it sounds.

I emailed myself in case I got too drunk to remember the details. It said, "ASAP, mos def, jim jones, fried chicken, wings, 40s, blunts..."

"Drive" pretty much blew my ass through my face.

The people of London have some words of advice for you - and for humanity.

The zoo animals teach their keeper how to get his girl back.

Are al-Qaeda to blame for Siberia's heroin plague?

So we decided we may as well get started now.

I wish to formally announce that I am suing Kim Kardashian to stop her divorce from Kris Humphries.

Boys and girls are disgusting in different ways.

Celebrate Halloween by sending your friends a purrrrrrfectly cute Fashion Cats Halloween e-card.

Internet Landfill star Katherine Chloe Cahoon delivers a chilling Halloween warning for cheerleaders.