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Unfortunately for Alan Belmore, the Liberal Democrat's candidate in Hemsworth, he was roundly defeated. On the plus side though, he destroyed the competition in the VBS.tv election, gaining 53% of the vote.

The idea of someone stretching my clitoris into the simulacrum of an impotent penis sends a little contraction of horror through me. Equally, I’m guessing most men don’t want to rehash his dick into a neo-vagina unless they’re extraordinarily drawn to...

We are giving away four brand new Casio EX-G1 cameras (which are so rugged you can drop them from great heights, swim with them and even freeze them) and eight G-Shock watches, as well as ten pairs of tickets to Stag & Dagger festival in London.

The Greeks are still pretty pissed by all the tax hikes and wage cuts and being used as an example of, "what Britain will be like if Clegg/Cameron/Brown gets in".

While filming our Election series on VBS we interviewed two of the guys involved in this little scrap. If you click here you can listen to us talking about this, watch them being interviewed and enjoy the fight all over again.

I have been collating screenshots for some time now, not for any particular reason other than I see more of my laptop screen than I do actual reality it feels like sometimes.