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"It's like," says James Palumbo, cocking his £130 million head slightly, affording us the full beam of his intense focus, "if you asked me if I ever considered eating dogshit.

This might not seem like a big deal if you're not American, or, more specifically, from down South, but, if you are like I am, then you'll understand that what I'm about to say actually is a big deal.

As he hunkers in his lair, being fed the life-prolonging blood of infants through a drip, Rupert Murdoch must be quietly exalted today as he finally pulls the plug on thelondonpaper.