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This is a gem.

I’ve been living in a house with four other girls for two years now.

An hour or so’s sail from the port of Nagasaki, an abandoned island silently crumbles.

At the tender age of 16, Michael J. Waldron spent most of his spare time in Philly, buying up boxes of bootlegged eight-tracks.

Sadly, my ma is something of a crop circle "enthusiast".

The great thing about an addiction is that if you’re the discoverer of the substance you tend to abuse, you can become the principle dealer and enabler to yourself and all your friends.

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Ten pound says that yesterday, at some point, some idiot looked smugly in your direction (as though they were the only people with enough guts and education to do it) and said: “So, today it’s Hitler’s birthday...”.