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Authorities are baffled by the placentas that keep clogging up the sewage system in the middle of Illinois.

I’m a pussy, yes.

According to sources such as Hollywood, history textbooks, and the word on the street, the Middle Ages were a thousand-year grunge revival in which everybody walked around covered in fleas and mud.

Probably the only thing more irritating than shits that necessitate multiple wiping trips* are people who hate space.

We've been in a grass-is-browner phase of conquest for a while, where we're jealous of the neighbors with the scorched, trampled earth instead of the green lawn.

There is a famous fable from the UK northern-soul scene, from around the time the skinhead look first became popular in about 1969 or 1970.

Photos by Jaimie TaeteStyling by Jordan Santschi

Boys are just boys in Vienna. They all look like young, watered-down versions of what comes to mind when you think of a sensitive yet seductive older man.

Photos by Dana Goldstein & Pete VoelkerStyling by Ian Bradley

Photos by Maggie LeeStyling by Annette Lamothe-Ramos

Eye-bogglingly complex sweaters are the first things that come to mind when someone comes up in our face and whispers, "Bill Cosby." Not Pudding Pops, not that "Dad is great, give us chocolate cake" song he sang, and certainly not Fat Albert.