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12.1.06
The First Annual Fiction Issue

Records
JAY-Z Kingdom Come So the scoop is Jay-Z comes out of his pseudoretirement and makes an album that’s, well, not good. Now not good by Hov standards means you still get stellar lyricism here
VICE Staff
12.1.06
The First Annual Fiction Issue

Thank You From Baghdad
Yesterday (I write this on 6 November 2006) I was handed my verdict in a trial that to me was more of a circus than anything else. I am not surprised by how things turned out. I knew the second I walked into that courtroom that no one was going to...
Fred Armisen
12.1.06
The First Annual Fiction Issue

Tomorrow, The World
Kids do their rites of passage stuff at a much younger age these days. We're not just talking about things like smoking crack or stabbing strangers for their MP3 player (although that does account for 98 per cent of it). If you've been down to
Tim Jonze
12.1.06
The First Annual Fiction Issue

Mister Elegant
Don’t ask how I know this, but the next time you think you’re fat, there’s a whole lot worse way you can look. Something to picture, when you’re at the gym counting stomach crunches
Chuck Palahniuk
12.1.06
The First Annual Fiction Issue

Music Forever
With their boring name, neat graphics, tasteful website (thestudio.se) and less-than-scintillating answers to our piercing questions (see below), it looks as if Gothenburg duo Studio are trying their hardest to send us off to Snoozeville in the world's...
Thandie Neutron
12.1.06
The First Annual Fiction Issue

Slave To The Office
I’ve been shitting in L’Tesha Jackson’s desk drawer for months now and I see no reason to stop. I really don’t. See, the thing of it is, it started as this little prank, a sort of dare that a buddy of mine put me up to and that was that. A one-time...
Neil Labute
12.1.06
The First Annual Fiction Issue

His & Hers Watches
He called into a local radio station upward of 60 times in January of 1989. Provided a series of correct answers that surpassed the other callers' series of answers and advanced southward to the state capital for the semi-finals. One night at a Holiday...
Jeff Johnson
12.1.06
The First Annual Fiction Issue

Two Really Short Stories
IN MEMORY Jenny went to the pool to pick up her mother who was very excited and the first thing she said was, “I just swam with a dead guy!” It was at a pool in Frankfurt where mostly
Jocko Weyland
12.1.06
The First Annual Fiction Issue

A Cartoon By David Mamet
PASSOVER - THE BLIND GUY AND THE MATZOH Vice: So what's this, you're a comic now? What's the joke here? Mamet [by email]: A new Passover tradition... Hardee har. Seriously, do you think that is funny?
David Mamet
12.1.06
The First Annual Fiction Issue

Grimewatch
It seems everyone in grime is busy getting ready for the arrival of Father Christmas, so there's not much happening right now.
Clarence Stately-Holmes
12.1.06
The First Annual Fiction Issue

Games
MADE MAN This had mixed reviews everywhere but I like it. It’s one of those uncomplicated shooting games that you can play without having to stretch your brain too much. These
Doodly Do, Alistair Crapstick
12.1.06
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