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Hey kids! In case you live in a cave, you already know that Jews hate Muslims and Muslims hate Jews and the whole planet is probably going to implode in a black puff of dust because these fucking guys can't just suck it up and shake hands.

I don't have very fond memories of Bar Mitzvahs. When I had my ceremonial reading of the Torah (bible) in synagogue, I freaked out and completely lost my voice. Ten years later, at my younger brother's Bar Mitzvah party, I lost hold of him during a...

If your parents were hippies, chances are you were only allowed to play with stuff you built yourself, or found in the woods. But if you had at least one corporate kid in your class you'll know that there was some good shit out there too. Like...

I got to interview the band Peter, Bjorn and John. They were nice and kind, and I think that their music sounds like rock, but it's not really rock all the way. Their music sounds a bit Chinese too, but I still like them

Remember when you were a kid and the teacher made you name birds on a poster in front of the whole class and one of them was called Bearded Tit, and ever since that day you were "tit girl?" Now imagine that, but instead you yelled "motherfucker," and...

Hello, my dad is Troy Sanders from Mastodon. Here I have interviewed him for Vice Magazine. Vice AKA Me: Dad. Why is the band called Mastodon? Troy: We wanted to find a good way to describe a horde of hideous yet

Once my Dad came home with a CD and he was like: "Listen to this!" We listened to it and it was really, really good. I wanted to hear it again, have the CD, meet them and see them live

Pamela: I came out when I was 16, and I'm around 45 now. You just came out, right? How'd that go? Amanda: I'm 13. At first I felt like everybody was abandoning me and

Are you down with the JammX? Um, they're only about to take over the entire kidz music scene. Formed by Full House producer Merv Adelson and fronted by wise-crackin' ten-year-old Bobb'e J (who moonlights as a judge on America's Most Talented Kids</i...

SPARKLEHORSE Dreamt For Light Years In The Belly Of A Mountain What do you think? Lilly: I don’t think I’d buy it, but I would listen to it

Hey kids, Ever wonder what will be happening four years from now? Ugh-high school! How about 40 years from now? Ugh-apocalypse, riots, and computers ruling humankind as if

MULTICUTURAL DOUGH If you've ever seen a tanned kid crying during kindergarten, odds are it's because he is unable to perfectly match his skin tone to whatever piece of shit blob he happened