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The Stories Issue

Vice Fashion - Cabby Cuffers

People who get into taxis are usually drunk or high or running late and as such think it’s all about them. Keep in mind that the dude getting you to your destination has seen it all—more horrendous shit than you could likely imagine—and there’s a good...
Cameron Smith
8.1.06
The Stories Issue

Grimewatch

You should all be happy to know that Scorcher, the finest MC the grime scene has ever produced (in our opinion) has been released from jail and is currently on road working on his debut album.
Clarence Stately-Holmes
8.1.06
The Stories Issue

The First Annual Story Awards - Romance

It was my birthday, and I was sitting at work. I always like to do something on my birthday-I hate birthday parties, but I like to do something else to spoil myself. It's Friday afternoon, I'm sitting at work and I'm like, "I want to do something," so...
VICE Staff
8.1.06
The Stories Issue

Electric Independence

Hallelujah. After 11 years of stalking the fringes, one of the country's leading independent labels, DC Recordings, has finally got round to releasing its first compilation.
Theydon Bois
8.1.06
The Stories Issue

Tell Us About Your First Time

I fucked my best friend and it was so bad. He was in there for like one second. Barely anything. He stuck the tip in and started crying and went limp. Then he told me that the only reason I got with him was because I was "shallow and horny."
VICE Staff
8.1.06
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The First Annual Story Awards - Wtf?!?

Bikini Coinkydink When I broke up with my boyfriend I was left tenderhearted and frail. He cheated on me with some fat bitch and it seemed as though our relationship had run its course. On the upside, I had lost so much weight that my...
VICE Staff
8.1.06
The Stories Issue

Vice Recommends

Earlier this month, we had our one day super concert, Tales Of The Jackalope. Alongside The Horrors, who were amazing and insane, Klaxons were our other personal highlight. After the performance, Simon from the band strangely ran away to a tent and...
VICE Staff
8.1.06
The Stories Issue

The First Annual Story Awards - Ewww!!

I was 19 and living in a glorified toilet block with two mates-Liam who didn't really live with us but kept his mattress in the lounge and paid rent sometimes, and Big Ben who was the complete opposite: A giant hermit with a surly disposition.
VICE Staff
8.1.06
The Stories Issue

The First Annual Story Awards - Rock And Roll

I was leaving Portland’s premier venue, Louis La Bambas, when the saxophonist from local cabaret-rock act Danse Combo muttered some cheeky little remark to me. I dropped the nut on him, knocking his two front teeth out and leaving him unable to play...
VICE Staff
8.1.06
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The First Annual Story Awards - Chemicals

I had just lost a job and I had a friend that was dealing ecstasy. I was like, "Fuck, I need to do something," so I got my hustle on with that shit and it started going well. I met one dude and then I met another dude, and so on.
VICE Staff
8.1.06
The Stories Issue

Vice Mail

HEROIN = DEATH Re: your Junkie Merry-Go-Round article. I started doing heroin when I was 15-years-old. I am now 27. Everyone I grew up with is dead or in jail. Punkers, rich kids, stock
VICE Staff
8.1.06
The Stories Issue

The First Annual Story Awards - La Familia

When I was eight years old my mom started getting into coke big time. She went from a little-town shitty job to a big-city executive job for a huge company and I guess it was too much for her.
VICE Staff
8.1.06
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