We talked to the guys behind the viral marketing stunt.
"Anyone who kills friends of mine has made me their target. I won't stop until ISIS is destroyed."
What does a soldier do when he's sent home from combat, still young and lascivious, but no longer able to feel his dick? He buys a sex toy from Tom Stewart, the owner of Sportsheets.
Secretary of Defence Chuck Hagel is dropping hints that the time has come.
They're falling apart at the seams.
"Yeah, they can still cook while they're out there."