A dreadlocked Jew from Brooklyn walks into the Christian Comedy Association's annual conference to tell a few jokes...
If you know a guy who recently bought a sports car, or is gay, it might be because their partner had an abortion, according to Alliance for Life Ontario.
Or is £50 a small price to pay for a selfie and a hug?
If you paid £40 you could go to, to watch "Europe rising again".
A few protested, some conferred and one guy swam in the sea.
And all the world fell limp.