Festivals 2014
We Spent Most of Our Saturday at Glastonbury at a Strip Club in Hell
And we watched a bit of Fat White Family, Metallica, and some other shit.
Electrical Storms Hit Glastonbury. Saves everyone from John Newman.
And everything else that happened on Friday
Crab Girl and Jackmaster: Documenting the Glastonbury Pre-Lash
Glastonbury is the only festival worth arriving early for.
Why Does the Internet Want Everyone At Glastonbury to Drown?
Watching the psychological summersaults of someone trying to convince themselves they made the right decision not to buy a ticket.
13 Things Every Glastonbury Virgin Should Learn Before They Attend
You will park an eternity away from the campsite, you will walk for miles, and you will get a yoghurt for breakfast.
I'm a Prissy Girl and I Threw Myself Into the Pit at Download
Let’s get one thing straight - I’m a princess.
How to go to a Festival in your Twenties
The Noisey handbook to taking drugs, fucking strangers, and getting messed up in a field once you're old enough to feel shame.
EXCLUSIVE: What to expect from Shangri-La at Glastonbury 2014
"You’ve got an IT department, an HR department. This year is all about the office nightmare"
How are The Headline Acts at the Top UK Festivals Booked?
What goes on behind closed doors as bookers slug it out for the best headliners.