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C'mon Dude, Cut Your Festival Wristbands Off
Science has decreed what smart people have known all along: wearing a festival wristband makes you look like a dick, and it's really unhealthy.
Loads of Dudes Have Taken Pictures of Themselves Having Sex with Nicki Minaj's Waxwork
Some men have taken one look at the figurine and immediately thought: "Penis. My penis is missing from this arrangement."
The Critics Are Wrong About 'The Human Centipede' Film Trilogy
This week sees the release of the final part in the trilogy. Here's why I'll be going to see it.
We Tried the Most Disgusting E-Cig Flavours So You Don't Have To
Cola e-liquid tastes like Windex, espresso is gamey and the Doritos flavour should never be consumed by humans.
I Tried to Get Drunk On Alcoholic Chocolates
A new British law means that under-16s will now be able to buy boozy chocolates. Campaigners are outraged, but is there really anything to worry about? I bought a breathalyser and 80 liqueur chocolates to see if they'd really get a child pissed.
Brits Abroad Are Competing in Magaluf Blowjob Races
Head to a bar crawl there to compete in this thrilling new sport.