• Lepers, Messiahs*

    When I arrived in Nepal, my ultimate destination was the Lalgadh Leprosy Hospital in the southeastern Terai Plain.

  • From A Guide For The Undehemorrhoided

    In hospital language a patient does not urinate, micturate, pee, piss, or take a leak. He voids. Or, as in my case, he is unable to void.

  • Shit Disturber

    You have one of the most disgusting jobs I've ever heard of.