Isle Of Wight
The bubble has burst.
The festival also encourages you to open your eyes and enjoy things with lots of strangely-dressed people.
The Noisey handbook to taking drugs, fucking strangers, and getting messed up in a field once you're old enough to feel shame.
What goes on behind closed doors as bookers slug it out for the best headliners.
Go and check them out if you're there on Saturday night.
Hanging out with the most iconic conspiracy theorist on Earth.