Have you ever heard of a more pensive scene than Blake and Bon Iver listening silently in a studio to "The Sound of Silence," probably with both hands pressed together and held to their chins?
I spent my last money on a Megabus to see the show in Bristol last night - except there was absolutely nothing to see.
We've pieced together a series of terrible puns and come to one conclusion: probably.
What's going to happen to Neutral Milk Hotel now? Will they have to teach sixth form?
But are the Prize organisers better off vilified?
Just kidding, it was amazing and also Diddy and Ma$e and TLC and everyone else showed up.