Joel Golby
The UK Needs Local Heroes Like Mr OiOi
The Geordie drank shit on the internet once and now he's sort of famous.
A VICE Intern Is at the Centre of a Racism Row
Hey, Vienna Uni: Tori Reichel is black but he's definitely not foreign.
Maniacal Clowns Are Attacking People with Guns and Knives in France
An English clown we spoke to has condemned the violence.
Some Monstrous Shitwipe Is Beheading Animals in a London Park
A goose and a cat were both found decapitated in Meanwhile Gardens.
Ched Evans Has Apologised to Everyone But the Girl He Raped
His post-prison conduct isn't working in his favour.
Annoncering
Hate-Following Someone Online Is Massively Therapeutic
Scientists even went ahead and proved it earlier this month.
Banter: Some Important Lessons
The good name of banter has been soiled, so here's a refresher course on how to do it properly.
Some British National Treasures Who Deserve a Blue Plaque
Because how else will we commemorate Brian Harvey running himself over with his own car?
Things You Only Know When Both Your Parents Are Dead
Here's some stuff I've picked up after a year of being an orphan.
Ting man kun ved, når begge ens forældre er døde
Julen, påsken og fødselsdage er betydeligt mindre spændende, og det er overraskende svært at udvælge musik til begravelser.