MASTURBATION
How to Quit Porn and Not Entirely Ruin Your Life
Quitting porn will make you appreciate jerking off like the cave men used to.
Living Porn: When a Dude Wants You to Sit There and Do Nothing While He Jerks Off
But you can't help pondering innate sexual repression.
Ladies, You Need to Masturbate. From a Girl Who Didn't for the First 26 Years of Her Life.
All you need is batteries.
TIFF 2012 Celebrity Stalk-Off
We challenged our interns to stalk Ryan Gosling and Marisa Tomei. Here's what happened.
The Wanking Deaf Vs. Jehovah's Witnesses
We asked a Jehovah's Witness why they don't want the hard of hearing to masturbate.
I’m a Homo but I Loved Having Sex with This Robotic Pussy
RealTouch’s resemblance to Eve, Wall-E’s girlfriend, didn’t exactly give me a hard-on.
Pornification - Gabe
Gabe didn’t have Wikipedia growing up and didn’t learn to masturbate until he was much older.
How to Suck Your Own Dick
If you've got an open mind and a few inches you'll have that thing in your mouth in no time.
Kony 2012: Part Two – There's a New Invisible Children Film out
Will Invisible Children go highbrow, or will they wank sadly into the camera while screaming about the devil?
Vox Pops: Celebrating Global Orgasm Day
"I guess I got so horny in class one day, I used my pocket to masturbate."