new year's resolutions
My Abysmal Failure to Have Sex On a Cruise Ship
I had high hopes for a high-seas adventure that would involve boning, but the ship turned out to be inhabited mostly by elderly people and an unfortunately-named band.
New Year's Resolutions for Racists in 2015
White supremacists have New Year's resolutions, too. Most of them involve the subjugation of minorities. Also, puppies.
Annoncering