Norway
A Fag in a Whalebone Corset Draping His Dick Across My Cheek
How to give up drinking forever, part three.
The Hangover News
Israel and Syria chummed up this weekend, but you were probably too drunk to notice.
Bad News: People Are Taking Krokodil in Norway
Or good news, if you're a Norwegian who wants to take flesh-eating, soul-destroying drugs.
The Hangover News
Terrible things happened in Norway this weekend, but you were too busy doing terrible things to your own serotonin stocks to notice.
The Corpse
Of the many rumors surrounding Bredo Morstoel, here is the most endearing: He arranged his deathbed pillows into a secret signal for his grandson.
Norwegians At Home
You may think that these Scandinavians are just a bunch of weird hillbillies, but these fuckers have got some excellent interior and home design going.
Vomit Rehearsal
This is Norwegian black-metal band Vomit in their practice space. Vomit was formed around '82 by a few 13-year-old scumbags. They were also early members of Mayhem (who shared this very space with them).
The Saga Of True Norwegian Black Metal
I met Metalion during a drunken night at Oslo's Inferno Festival in 2003. I was impressed by his kind nature and unparalleled knowledge of extreme metal, so we stayed in touch over the next few years, occasionally geeking out over cameras and records.
Gang Of Two
If you walk through the city center of Bergen in Norway, chances are you'll run into Maybritt, 32, and Kåre Morten, 43. They're always around and they stand out because they're ALWAYS in matching outfits.
Norse Goddess Of Destruction
Anyone backwards enough to still claim that girl vocals have no place in metal never heard Runnhild Gammelsæter. Way back in 1995, at the tender age of 16, she provided ruinous voice to groups like Thorr's Hammer, of which Sunn0)))'s Greg Anderson was...