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Addiction Isn't a Disease, I'm Just a Dick
It’s an insult to anyone with cancer to suggest that addiction is a disease of similar nature.
Bert Burykill
2.5.13
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Jailbert
Bert tries to move on with his life after his latest incarceration.
VICE Staff
23.4.13
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Jailbert
Watch our prison correspondent try to stay on the straight and narrow.
VICE Staff
16.4.13
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RockBottom Heads Toward Bottom
The early morning air stunk of pissy pussy and unwashed balls.
Bert Burykill
12.4.13
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Prisons I've Known and Yelped
I’m the ORIGINAL prison reviewer.
Bert Burykill
8.4.13
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Home Is Where the Prison Is
Should we force people out on parole to carry smartphones and wear monitoring anklets?
Bert Burykill
19.3.13

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HardWhite Loves Twerk ’n’ Jerk
The latest installment of our prison correspondent's hood novel.
Bert Burykill
7.3.13
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Down in the Hole
The cops definitely use the box as a tool, and it’s been seriously overused.
Bert Burykill
28.2.13
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Prisons Punish Families Too
Imagine your dad was locked up for most of your life.
Bert Burykill
21.2.13
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Incorrect Officers
Daaamn! Look at this prison guard who’s having a cop killer’s baby after banging him behind bars!
Bert Burykill
12.2.13
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Rehab or Prison?
The big difference is that in rehab there are chicks.
Bert Burykill
31.1.13
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Rappin' Wif Rockbottom
"That dude is smoother than silky sperm!”
Bert Burykill
23.1.13