sleepless nights
Taking Too Much Viagra and Getting Your Penis Amputated Is No Laughing Matter
Stop giggling and put yourself in their shoes.
How Grand Theft Auto Defeated the Moralising Idiot Brigade
Grand Theft Auto 5 has moved beyond the point where people pretend to be outraged by it.
Trusting 'Aldi Mum' to Decide Our Future Would Be Catastrophic for Britain
It's not her fault, she's just an idiot.
The Heartbreak of Vinnie Jones and All the Other Lost Englishmen
Breaking up with a country is hard to do.
A Depressing Guide to the Classic British Drug Mule Arrest
An act-by-act breakdown of Michaella Connolly and Melissa Reid's Peruvian nightmare.
Crap Celebrities Are Pretending to 'Like' Stuff On the Internet for Money
As are relatively blameless and impoverished Bangladeshi workers.
Annoncering
An Introduction to Lynton Crosby, David Cameron's Sweary Spin Doctor
Some people call him "the supreme master of the dark arts", others call him a moron.
How Does Obama Deal with the Guilt of Having a Kill List?
His 'Disposition Matrix' must kill him a little inside.
Mourning the Death of the British Prankster
At some point, we stopped laughing at low-level socially acceptable bullying.
Suburban Rebel Kristian Holmes: Boring Dad by Day, Graffiti Gang Kingpin by Night
Boring dad by day, graffiti gang kingpin by night.