Sophie Heawood
Everyone Has a Plan Until Death Punches You in the Face
My plan was to write about Drake using a lint roller, but then everything changed.
That Photoshop Leak Is Exactly What Lady Gaga Needed
Because what's more relevant than having the face of a normal human being?
For Once, We Shouldn't Laugh at Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
"Conscious uncoupling" is tough, however you phrase it.
Living In Debt Makes You One of 'Them'
When you're shit with your money, you're funding bankers' bonuses.
Atheists Have Replaced Paradise with Ricky Gervais Retweets
They might be right but it's also depressing.
Annoncering
Why Alain de Botton Loves the 'Daily Mail' Just As Much As the Rest of Us
He just launched a website that's exactly like the Mail Online, but more philosophical.
Let's Hear It for the Spineless Lib Dem Toad-Men
It would be funny how pathetic they are, if it weren't for the sexual harassment allegations.
We're All Just Desperate to Be Mad
Charlize Theron didn't want any guns in her life – so she married a man with 65 of them.
How to Improve Feminism in 2014
It's time to lead feminism away from Twitter and throw it in the faces of 14-year-old boys.
The MILF TEETH Guide to Surviving Family Bullshit This Christmas
Five easy ways to preserve your sanity.