stories
Our Piss Dungeon Has Hit the Big Time!
The Sun re-ran our story about a guy who got men in a pub to unwittingly pee on his face.
Ain't There One Damn Song That Can Make Me Break Down and Cry
Will Self famously said that all aeroplanes should be completely transparent. "Fuck that," I replied.
Justin Bieber, One Direction or Carly Rae Jepsen: Which Teenybop Star Has the Filthiest Fan Fiction?
Comparing the pervert fanatics of One Direction, Carly Rae Jepsen and Justin Bieber.
Have These People Really Seen an Alien?
The truth probably is out there. Let's see if these guys are telling it.
Trying to Find My Mate a Girlfriend at a Rick Ross Show
One sad man in a suit's quest to find love at the rap party.
Ivor Cutler
In a perfect world everyone’s grandfather would be a kindly yet razor-sharp old goof just like Ivor Cutler (and we’d also be able to fly).
An Interview with a Lady Who Is a Urologist
So there's this very cute Italian girl who happens to be a professional urologist, which means that she handles cocks all day, every day. From seven in the morning to seven in the evening, she checks out cocks. Let's talk to her. About cocks.
The First Annual Story Awards - Romance
It was my birthday, and I was sitting at work. I always like to do something on my birthday-I hate birthday parties, but I like to do something else to spoil myself. It's Friday afternoon, I'm sitting at work and I'm like, "I want to do something," so...
The First Annual Story Awards - Rock And Roll
I was leaving Portland’s premier venue, Louis La Bambas, when the saxophonist from local cabaret-rock act Danse Combo muttered some cheeky little remark to me. I dropped the nut on him, knocking his two front teeth out and leaving him unable to play...
The First Annual Story Awards - Ewww!!
I was 19 and living in a glorified toilet block with two mates-Liam who didn't really live with us but kept his mattress in the lounge and paid rent sometimes, and Big Ben who was the complete opposite: A giant hermit with a surly disposition.