Sunday funny pages

In Valentine Gallardo's modern comics, frightening nightmare parties, beauty and fear swirl around in a big snow globe of great drawings.

What's the worst part of being locked in a cell since February? Starving and fighting over food, duh.

At first Jessica and the Jawbreakers despise the mean, ugly cat who shows up at their music rehearsal, but once he starts playing tunes, they fall for the ugly kitty's artistic soul.

Do you know the story about the hot dog girl? It went something like this.

TV was better 700,000 years ago in outer space.

Why work as a computer programmer your whole life when you could live as a hacker and digitally steal money from banks?

After the sun sets and parents tuck their kids into bed, the neighbourhood houses wake up and come out to play.

Space: the final frontier. It's hot, there's no gravity, everyone is horny, and our Star Trek friends are ready to rip off their polyester shirts and “energise.”

School sucks for most kids, so imagine how much it sucks for a smelly, green pickle.

Nobody loves a pervert.

A religious comic for drunk heathens.

Francis Bear is just like Winnie-the-Pooh, if Pooh Bear loved beer and regularly caused car crashes.