The Issue that Suckkks
My America
DRUG WAR ENDS IN HUGE SUCCESS!!! There's a headline you'll never see, unless it's Backwards Day (which I am still trying to get Congress to officially recognize).
Games - The Bands That Suckkk Issue
The Italian Job, the film, is one of those campy, London-in-the-swinging-’60s numbers where Michael Caine plays a crude and ugly cockney guy that gets laid a lot.
NYC Hates The Ying Yang Twins
While East Coast MCs try their hardest to be complex and lyrical, Southern rappers give us onomatopoeic hooks we can remember.
Ready, Steady, Go!
Ah, the grand tradition of British bands writing paeans to their own youth culture. Such sociological undertakings are part of a long lineage, from The Who to The Jam, The Smiths to Blur.
Not Fit to Print
This first piece of paper was given to a tall, big-titted Asian girl who always has freaks hitting on her.
Dear Diary
I don’t have any boyfriends and have never gotten to first in my life. It’s probably because I make a brick wall jealous.
Creative Publicity
Hey, which celebrities did Mick Jagger network, flirt with, fuck, or try to meet to get where he is today? None.