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The Noisey Guide to the New Headphone Jack-Free iPhone 7
Apple's new iPhone doesn't have a headphone jack. What does this mean for consumers?
Investigating the Theory That Drake and Rihanna’s Collaborations Are Part of One Big Concept
In many ways, Drake and Rihanna have created a musical tetralogy: a four-track mini-concept album which treads the narrative of someone seeking everlasting love.
Now That's What I Call Menstruation: The Noisey Guide to Period Pop
A song-by-song guide of perfect pop songs that will help you traverse the ebbs and flows of your period.
The Noisey Guide To ABBA
Know this: ABBA are not disco schmaltz. For starters, their songs are full of perfectly pitched pathos and they've never once sold out. No wonder Bob Dylan loves them…
A Non-Supernerds' Guide to Radiohead's New Album, 'A Moon Shaped Pool'
You have questions. We have answers.
The Beef That Stopped the Internet: A Blow-By-Blow Account of Chip Vs Yungen
Incase you were wondering why Yungen, Chip, and both of their mother's names have been trending on Twitter all week, here's the most detailed guide there is.
Reflecting on the Pranks of Dean Blunt, the Greatest Piss-Taker in British Music
He'd fucking hate us labelling them 'pranks', but we're doing it anyway.
Here's How Long It Will Take You Not To Cry at Your Most Painful Break Up Songs
The song you used to bang to? Yeah, that's gonna need two years minimum.
The Noisey Guide to Roy Orbison, Pop's Original Sad Boy
School up on the first male pop singer to create a persona that reveled in heartache and sadness.
Here's How This Whole Guns N' Roses Reunion Will Go Down
Let us look into the future at how the road to Coachella shakes out for Axl Rose and crew.
What Kind of Shitty New Year's Eve Party Will You End Up At?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot? Yes.
Columbia House Is Back and Getting into Vinyl, Here’s How to Scam Them for Free Records
Twelve records for a penny sounds too good to be true. And it is. Unless you can cheat their system.