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We Asked Cradle of Filth to Decide 2015's Sound of the Summer
From Fetty Wap to Jamie xx, who better to pick 2015's sunshine banger than a malicious and satanic extreme metal band?
We Analysed All Thirty Happy Years of the Neighbours Theme Tune
Happy Birthday to the pre-Simpsons paean to love, peace and Lou Carpenter.
The Noisey Guide to the Apple Watch for Real Music Fans
Apple is back with its most innovative product yet, but what does that mean if you want to listen to some Steely Dan?
Major Lazer’s Very Brief Guide to the Entire World
The morning after a secret set, we asked the monumentally hungover bastard dancehall boys to tell us where they drink, dance and buy shit.
A Rookie's Guide to Nick Cave, Our True Prince of Darkness
You want violence, chaos, and the gut-wrenching beauty of the sublime? You got it.
The Noisey Guide to Eating Shit Food on Tour
We asked a load of your favourite rock bands to bestow some culinary advice towards a watertight guide for munching on the road.
Put a Boogie in Your Butt: A Look Back at the Musical Career of Eddie Murphy
From partying all the time to putting things in your butt.
The Noisey Guide to Unlocking the Swag Through Rae Sremmurd's Debut Album
If you want to truly appreciate Rae Sremmurd, the guys behind "No Flex Zone", you must first learn to unlock your swag.
The Noisey Guide to the New $1,200 Sony Walkman
Everything you need to know about the hottest musical electronic device!
A Rookie’s Guide to Sleater-Kinney, the Best Rock Band on the Planet
As the no-shits-given trio return, we dissect seven of their most unerring songs.
How to Date Someone with a Totally Different Music Taste to You
Is it possible to fancy someone if you can’t both vibe off Nas’ deep cuts?