The Talking Issue
Nayland Blake
This guy right here is an artist and a professor and a bear and a pipe man and an S&M switch and—what in hell does all that mean?
A Sperm Donor Who Has 46 Kids
My friend's lesbian sister became pregnant a while ago. She found her sperm donor through one of several Dutch websites where women who want kids and guys who will donate sperm contact each other.
The Detective Who Busted Two Old Ladies...
This year, in Los Angeles, two senior citizens, Helen Golay, 77, and Olga Rutterschmidt, 75, were convicted of murder. They were both sentenced to consecutive life terms.
An Old Japanese Doctor Who Survived Hiroshima
Dr. Shuntaro Hida saw the A-bomb close up and its horrific aftermath.
Joss Whedon
Fuck it. It's time to come out of the closet. We were/are total nerds for Joss Whedon and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
A Very, Very Important Q&a With American Idol Judge Kara Dioguardi...
We threw the best prank caller in the world on this fucking American Idol call. He only got one question in among the robots and shit stains, but it’s a funny one.
An Ex-Bullfighter
A bull named Terciopelo [Velvet] gored the Colombian bullfighter Álvaro Múnera, aka “El Pilarico,” in 1984, confining him to a wheelchair for life.
Lynda Barry
If you were ever a weird kid or a sad kid, you have to read Lynda Barry’s comics and novels immediately because they will freak you out with how much you’ll relate.
My Dad The Air Traffic Controller
My father has been an Air Traffic Controller at the Philadelphia International Airport since 1985 when I was four years old. This may explain all of the beatings I received from him while I was growing up, given that it's the second most stressful job...
An Interview with a Lady Who Is a Urologist
So there's this very cute Italian girl who happens to be a professional urologist, which means that she handles cocks all day, every day. From seven in the morning to seven in the evening, she checks out cocks. Let's talk to her. About cocks.