The VICE Guide to Making 2014 Better Than 2013
Face it: The main problem with the Premier League today is the fans.
For a start, they could talk to each other in real life and make some proper demands.
There are already enough terrible bands in the world.
Don't become a caricature and avoid post-pubescent Disney fans.
Besides smashing up your computer, here are a few ways to avoid being spied on.
Play our cards right and we might just make it through the year without World War 3.