Thinkpieces And Shit
We Read One Direction’s 2015 Annual and Discovered a Band in Breakdown
Entering the band's christmas book as evidence they won't make it to 2016.
The World’s Biggest Popstars are Walking Contradictions
Pop music is inherently authentic yet very, very fake. Here’s a theory on why we keep buying into it
Is Rap Finally Breaking Its Mental Health Taboo?
Hip-hop has generally found it difficult to deal with artists who either (A) talk about complex feelings or (B) have personal issues themselves. Is now the time for change?
From "212" to Whatever This Is: We Work out Whether Azealia Banks has Been a Success
After four years of dicking about and disputes, is "Broke With Expensive Taste" worth it?
Dear Katy Perry: Please Start An Extreme Metal Band
It’s time to put that voice to use in the only truly worthwhile musical form out there: metal.
Punk is Killing It, But it Also Needs a Buttload of New Ideas
The current state of punk is actually great. It's just been done before.
Waiting Sucks, The Best Way to Release an Album is to Drop it Overnight
From U2 to Wiley, loads of artists are doing away with marketing campaigns. Why?
With 'Four,' Are the Boys of One Direction Growing Up?
You probably hate this band. That's cool. But with their new album, it might be time to take a listen.
What Does Kurt Cobain’s Mixtape Tell Us About Him?
This is one of the only posthumous Nirvana-related announcements worth getting excited about.
We Have Officially Reached The Bottom Of The 90s Revival Barrel, And We Are Scraping It For Dear life
Ant and Dec doing the Brits, the Chuckle Brothers on Radio 1, S Club 7 reforming: we will just keep going.
The Sun Kil Moon Beef is More Childish Than Drawing a Penis on Someone's Face
This is the story of a 47 year-old who really needs to grow the fuck up.