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It Doesn’t Matter if David Cameron Had Sex with a Dead Pig or Not
All that's important is that you are currently imagining him doing exactly that.
A Smiths Tribute Act called "The Iain Duncan Smiths" Have Just Released a Song Called “Pig Mouth Strikes Again”
Sometimes the universe aligns and you have to take action.
Explaining Jeremy Corbyn to Americans
The British Labour Party is having a leadership election and the front-runner makes Bernie Sanders look like Donald Trump.
Why Police Can Whack You with Sticks, But Not Spray You with a Water Cannon
Theresa May won't let the police use water cannons, but are her safety concerns for real? Or Does she just want to annoy Boris Johnson?
The Hangover News
This weekend, a Tory candidate was disgraced after secret video showed him plotting with EDL fascists.
Does Your Kink Affect Your Vote?
A new book explores the broader issues behind our political beliefs, including a survey into British people's perceptions about sex and politics. Apparently Ukippers are into dildos and Labour supporters like to experiment.
The Hangover News
This weekend, Islamic State leaders threatened to kill British jihadists who try fleeing to the UK.
Why Wasn't the 'Britain Needs a Pay Rise' March a Bigger Deal?
People are getting poorer, but protests are getting smaller.
A Pessimist's Guide to David Cameron's Big Conference Speech
The truth was even more depressing than the bullshit.
Irvine Welsh Isn't Happy with George Osborne Ripping Off 'Trainspotting'
He told us the chancellor is a "fucking twat".
Private Health Lobbyists Are Funding a Meeting with a Tory Minister
The Conservative Party conference meeting will discuss making people pay to go to the doctor.
Do the People of Uxbridge Actually Like Boris Johnson?
"He’s a big, chunky guy, but he’s a nice guy."