Vice Guide to Right Now
The Connecticut Supreme Court Just Shut Down the State's Death Row
Now the state's 11 prisoners facing lethal injection will serve life sentences instead.
A Drug-Smuggling Drone Dropped a Bunch of Drugs in an Ohio Prison Yard, and Chaos Ensued
Inmates fought one another over the five ounces of tobacco, 2.3 ounces of weed, and 0.2 ounces of heroin.
Minnesota Finally Made It Illegal to Sneak Your Bodily Fluids into Somebody’s Food or Drink
Lawmakers decided to step in after a guy got caught ejaculating into his co-worker's coffee cup last year.
Dumb Cops Who Don’t Know the Law Are Hassling Topless Women Across Canada
Topless women are having something of a moment this week in Canada, though not without conflict.
Google Has Finally Acknowledged That Google+ Isn't Working Out
The folks at Google say they've "made a few choices that, in hindsight, we've needed to rethink."
Converse Is Finally Making Chuck Taylors Comfortable
It only took 98 years to add some arch support for the flat-footers.
The Chinese Government Finally Gave Ai Weiwei His Passport Back
The artist had been banned from traveling internationally since 2011.
This Saskatchewan Man Is Filing a Human Rights Complaint Because He Likes the Confederate Flag
Dale Pippin is a Canadian who wants people to stop slagging the Stars and Bars.
Someone Finally Solved That Problem Where Your Cat's Asshole Doesn't Have Jewelry on It
The folks at Twinkle Tush will sell you a rhinestone to put on your cat's ass.
These Underwear Hide Your Boners from the World
Or you could take three deep breaths and try to remember what you had for lunch the day before yesterday.
Dildos Are Hanging from Portland's Electrical Cables in Their Hundreds
Some Portland vigilante is throwing pairs of dildos over telephone wires like rubber dick nunchucks.