Volume 11 Issue 7
Holy Fuck!
When he was 29, Jesus wrote The Bible because he knew it would get him laid. Guess what--it worked.
Dos & Don'ts
As Four and all those faggy fashion designers can experiment all they want. Nobody can compete with the kind of creativity billions of shrill voices screaming into your ears can provide.
100 Extra Dos & Don'ts
Had enough? No? OK, let's get The Onion's Amie Barrodale to pump out 100 more.
Dos and Don'ts of Photography
The only thing you will learn from four years of college photo classes is what not to do.
I Want My Dvds
FIGHTS: A BARE KNUCKLE VIDEOI love Ultimate Fighting Challenge, but those professional dudes have nothing on these idiot amateurs who beat the shit out of each other in schoolyards and car parkS
Dos & Don'ts Greatest Hits
Dude is just chilling. He's unflappable. You could be like, "Humpty, what if nobody shows up to our party?" and he'd be all, "Don't worry about it, doood."