Volume 11 Issue 8
Total Eclipse Of The Heart
This is the kind of heavy where your intestines rub against each other from the bass and you alternate between ecstasy and doomed grief every couple of seconds.
Skinema
Has anyone ever thrown you a surprise party? If so, you're lucky. It seems like such a nice gesture; a real display of love and caring.
Lessons In Love
I first met my BUDDY Dave One at Stanislas High School, Montreal, about ten years ago.
Teachers Are Stupid
After 17 years of living in a zoo (being a public school teacher), I've carved out a niche for myself-I only teach "gifted" children.
Doomsday Disco
People who live outside of Scandinavia think that Norwegian music is made exclusively by face-painted, axe-wielding Nazis.
The Best Academic Writing of 2004
Every year (or maybe just this year and never again), VICE pledges a giant "hello" to the magna cum laude of America's high schools.
Bring The Noise
You know those friends at high school who would constantly rabbit on about some new 'awesome' band that 'you just had to check out'?
Got A Crush On You
If grade-school music teachers had brains, they would be playing Jukeboxer for their classes instead of fucking "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."
Hippy Fascists
Michael Moore can be irritating at times. Bowling for Columbine was an inaccurate turd of a film.