Volume 9 Issue 10
The VICE Guide to Getting Beaten Up
If a huge fucking Coke machine of a guy tries to attack you, that's it. You're dead.
The VICE Guide to the Bronx
Up until a year ago, Fat Joe was known as one of the hardest rappers in hip hop. Even zealots like M.O.P. refer to him as the mayor of New York. His affiliations define street credibility.
Beats and Rhymes
If you still haven't picked up Devin The Dude's new album, Just Tryin' Ta Live (Rap-A-Lot), then I don't know how you can call yourself a fan of rap music. No excuses, this is must-have shit.
I Can't Stop Crying
Not a lot of people bought the first Velvet Underground record at the time of its release but everybody who did consequently started a band of their own.
Music Review - Recordings For Deviants
Hey you! Satan! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, you punk-ass piece of dog mess.
Calling All Birds
Mike Skinner (AKA The Streets) hails from London, the global capital of beer and pirate radio. He plays straight-up cockney garage-rad-ass stuff to which you can drink beer, dance, rip up pubs, or get arrested for dealing.
Window Cross-dresser
"I don't like to do things half-assed. Like if I get fucked up, I want my heart to stop and be like this close to dying and come back and be like, Alright, I'm all set."
Book Reviews - The Corporate Issue
You must read this book before George does whatever he’s going to do to it.