Imagine if Tatler made a porno. It looked exactly like that.
Seventy-seven were arrested in the Eric Garner solidarity "die-in".
It touched a nerve because one of the guys going to prison is my cousin.
A goose and a cat were both found decapitated in Meanwhile Gardens.
If you're a criminal, don't take photos of yourself doing criminal things.
But for now A Cooke's and its working-class clientele are staying put.
They're bored and scared of the modern world.
East, South, North, West: it doesn't matter, just as long as you don't get spat on.