I'm Library Gus, and despite having the word "library" in my name, I'm a terrible librarian!
Wow! That's one hell of a swing you got buddy!
Stay back, Prudence!
This beat make me wanna toss a penny in a damn fountain 'n' make a wish!
It's just like Frenching a robot.
Death isn't always something to be so sad about!
"You need to get help Ellen!" they'd say.
You think I shave my head because I'm balding! But I'm not!
