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The Girls Issue

Don't Tell A Soul

As some poet guy has surely said at some point, "All women are big piles of secrets on two legs." Or as the dwarf in Twin Peaks told Agent Dale Cooper in reference to Laura Palmer, "She's full of secrets." What that little dwarf meant is that every...
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As some poet guy has surely said at some point, “All women are big piles of secrets on two legs.” Or as the dwarf in Twin Peaks told Agent Dale Cooper in reference to Laura Palmer, “She’s full of secrets.” What that little dwarf meant is that every woman is full of secrets. And it’s true. Accept it. If secrets were turds, all girls would permanently reek of shit. We asked a random sampling of girls for their deepest, darkest secret. For some reason, they told us. Can you match the girl with the skeleton in her closet? We would tell you which girl owns which shame, but we don’t give away secrets. Not all the way at least.