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Corpse Breath

We were at London Fashion Week to cover it for the blog because people told us that “fashion blogging” is really big at the moment.
Karley Sciortino
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Photo of Kanye West by Jamie Taete

Karley: So what should we write about Fashion Week?


Well, it gave me a pretty big ego boost when I realised that most of the models had acne when you got up close to their Corpse Bride faces.

OK, but we need to say at least one thing about the clothes. There was that one dress that we both liked.

The black one with the netting and the architectural pleating. I don’t remember who made it.

Yeah, I’m not really sure what it means, but I heard a lot of people saying it during fashion week, so I’ve just sort of adopted it as my own to make people think that I know what I’m talking about.

Yeah, and I’m sure if we say the word “fierce” enough times people will just be confused enough to believe whatever we say.