Fake blood has been an integral part of shitty photography since daguerreotypes were around. Sure, it was novel in a kitschy kind of way until the end of the 19th century, but it's been a downhill ride since then (the Dwarves get a pass because they are the Dwarves). So let us put this to rest once and for all: Writhing around in corn syrup and food coloring doesn't add any gravity to whatever you're trying to say in those Instagram photos. You look like an asshole. And a tampon.
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Previously - Looking Sad in the Tub