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The Future of Fashion Isn't Pretty

Tumblr kids have finally picked up on the fact that bloody, puke-covered split wieners are the new black.
Jamie Clifton
Κείμενο Jamie Clifton
London, GB

The future of fashion is death, disease, and gore. That might sound like the kind of dumb statement a fashion designer would cry out as he hurls aborted fetuses at his latest range of dinner dresses, but the Tumblr kids have clearly picked up on the fact that puke-covered, bloody split-penises are the new black—probably in reaction to all those smiling dolphins. Jean Paul Gaultier's going to be eating this gory stuff up for his next collection and soon Vogue will be reporting that the trends for SS14 include allover Agent Orange-victim prints and blood-stained halter-necks.

Here are the best gore fashion blogs, dictating the future of aesthetics by mixing pretty fashion pictures with hundreds of dark photos, all intended to make you feel more uncomfortable than that time your grandma walked in on you watching the rape scene in American History X.

To see Jamie's list of the top gross and gory fashion blogs, visit VICEStyle.com