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FIVE PEOPLE TWIN SHADOW WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH

VICE Staff
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06 Μάιος 2011, 10:40am

George Lewis Jr. has been described as a cross between Morrissey and Prince. According to this list, the Twin Shadow man has the libido of one and the bright and bubbly outlook of the other. I'll leave you to guess which, but for now, on with the show. MEGAN FOX

I almost thought Meg was out of my blood stream – then she (the only thing responsible for making me watch the Transformers movie) pops up larger than life on a CK billboard staring down Ninth Street... And it's me she is looking at and no one else... We ride on my motorcycle to Coney Island at 2 AM, she jumps in with her Calvins, I follow in mine, by 4 AM we are back to her pad... And do you know how hard it is to peel off salty wet jeans? Magic... $ it was all a dream I used to read Word Up magazine $ JAVIER BARDEM

I don't want to fuck this guy really, but maybe we can make an arrangement where I hide in his dirty laundry basket and watch while he takes some young aspiring actress home. I just want to see how someone this fucking talented makes it happen. I used to think Javier was the poor man's del Toro, but I was wrong, this dude is a star and I bet he fucks like one too. _RUMBLE FISH_-ERA DIANE LANE

Before she got all skinny and slightly-attractive-mom-like, Diane Lane was a fly chick in black and white with some baby fat still on her. She had a fiery tongue, and she only took so much shit from her deadbeat boyfriend. I used to have a chick like that, and every day I wanna be back in her arms, and she won't have me... Damn. KE$HA

Hate me if you want, but I am from Florida, and old habits die hard. I am pretty sure that if I was 11 or 12, I would have her posters up on my ceiling just above the head board, so that when puberty hit, she would be my first. HELEN SLATER

My obsession with blonde girls started here. I have too much love for this woman to disrespect her and talk dirty for Vice. The scene in Supergirl when she discovers her powers and crushes the rocks is stuck with me forever. And if she denies me, the runners up are Elizabeth Shue, Christina Applegate, Kelly LeBrock... scratch all of that: Carre Otis (_Wild Orchid_-era). She is perfect. ROSE MCGOWAN AND JAMES DUVAL

Rewind, replace Jon Schaech with George Lewis Jr... This is perfect, this is heaven, this is my Doom Gen. GEORGE LEWIS JR PREVIOUSLY: FIVE PEOPLE DJ SPRINKLES WOULD LIKE TO FUCK FIVE PEOPLE FALTYDL WOULD LIKE TO FUCK FIVE PEOPLE TYLER THE CREATOR WOULD LIKE TO FUCK