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NAPKIN DRAWINGI drew this picture of me and my wife at my brother’s bar while drinking Guinness. I guess you had to be there.MOVING VIOLATIONSI’ve been waiting 20 years for them to release this movie on DVD. This is the sleeper comedy of the 80s starring none other than Bill Murray’s little brother John Murray. Who? Who cares? He’s awesome. And there’s this little old lady who can’t see who takes a piss sitting in a men’s urinal and says, “Why’s my back all wet?” This is perhaps the best movie ever.AA COINS
I got these coins when the court required that I attend AA meetings for drinking and driving. One side says, “God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference.” It all made me laugh. AA is just another form of dependency. On the flip side it says, “Keep coming back.” I went once and never returned. I did try to slip these into a soda machine, but they didn’t fit.

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