Ever since Joanna Fuertes-Knight first appeared on VICE talking about deep fat frying and renal failure, we've known she was destined for stardom. And while her column has never been anything less than hilarious, and her recipes unfailingly delicious, she really deserved to dance free on our screens rather than be confined to the static prison of text and photographs. Which is why we decided to give her her own show.
If you're already au fait with Girl Eats Food, then the trailer above should reassure you that it's the same mixture of food, lulz, and softcore sex chat that you're already desperately in love with. If you're not, familiarize yourself with all of Jo's previous recipes.
JF-K will be smothering creamy batter over her breasts in the first episode of Girl Eats Food this Thursday, May 24. Trust me, it's gonna be great: like Paula Dean without the terrible sons, Rachel Ray with a tan, or Bobby Flay with a vagina. Bone-appetit!