Sex sells. A lot. Put aside all the exciting teledildonics hype for a second and remember that the old-fashioned sex toy industry is valued at $15 billion and growing. And if you believe sexuality counselor Ian Kerner, sex toys have now gone mainstream. Sure, most women in the U.S.—and nearly half of all men—have used vibrators, but what really caught my eye was the observation that some sex toys “are considered luxury items… beautiful, artsy, and—in some cases—costing thousands of dollars…”
Thousands of clams for a sex toy? In an effort to verify this claim, and save you, dear reader, from having to walk alone down some of the dingiest, grimiest back-alleys of the Internet, or travel to one of those SoHo sex shops with a bell on the door, I have scoured the web on my own to find the most costly schwing bling in the world. I haven’t tried these out per se, but I have seen photographic proof that they work. (Just don’t tell my wife.)
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